U.S. Customs and Border Patrol?

i live right next to the canadian border so i know about 50 guys that work for customs and border protection and are on the border patrol. if you email me at epicbattler@yahoo.com and ask me anything you need on this subject i can get you information. also you need to be over 18 in the united states to own a green or blue laser pointer and you need to take a test similar to a gun test so that they know that you in fact will now shine it at planes and baseball players